Trapper: Major, I’m John McIntyre. This is Hawkeye Pierce
Borelli: [shaking hands] Anthony Borelli. The rank is
honorary. I’m here as a civilian medical consultant.
Trapper: You here to tell us everything you know?
Borelli: Should take about 10 minutes. I’m looking forward to
meeting you at the lectures.
Trapper: We’re not coming.
Borelli: There are some very fine doctors who’ve come a long way
to discuss new surgical techniques
Hawkeye: Major, we’re from a MASH unit three to four miles from
Trapper: You ever been to Korea doctor? [no] You’d love it.
Hawkeye: I’ll tell you what doc. You wanna really be useful over
here? Stop hanging out in the cosy locker room in
Tokyo. If you and your pals want to really get in the
game, come out to a MADH unit or an aid station.